Chaw fan fiction but it's some guy pretending to be Dracula
Penny got me so greened out I'm asking what's my age again, budtender slipped me some Blinker 182. Refilled my cart with blinker fluid the way it got me turning around. He went down in two hits, opp must prefer speed cola to juggernog. List of assets so long the crew needed a dedicated accordion file manager to keep us in the game. I go so hard in the paint my enemies think it's yogurt. Fourth of July fireworks taking me back to the war of 1812. *taps message on telegraph* Napoleon still owes me a brick. Shawty calls my crib the magic tree house when we're zooting through time. Maybe we'll land in an era where your business prospects are more propitious. Gwyn, Lord of Cinder asked me to raise his profits, told him to quit linking the fire and start linking some blocks. The accursed undead can't OD for long. Forget not, I'm Himothy. I'm Justin Himberlake. My world tour has not been stopped by numerous DUIs. I run the Him-ternational Space Station. I built...